Just can't sleep till I shear the sheep
Ewe R Stewpid
He’d do better to lose 100 pounds if you ask me.
She might have to be surgically removed because all I see is a cancerous growth. Do we have any volunteers? Are there any Doctors in the building?
hahahahaha! fuck that twat waffle. Rob you go ahead and have another beer and a hot pocket while we get rid of that growth for ya
(Source: forbiddencornerxo, via imanonsten)
Robert Pattinson was part of an intervention as a friend for Kristen Stewart. Kristen’s people were concerned and staged this intervention. They laid the facts out on the table.
Fact: a shower is needed more than once a week
Fact: this is a brush, it makes hair healthy, use it after the shower, and maybe before bed
Fact: those indigo ieggens need to be burned. It is unsanitary to wear the same jeans day in and day out
Fact: Due to the jeans being in such close quarters for a lengthly amount of time…to the…well you know…the lady junk an appointment at the snatch doc may be needed.
Fact: a bottle of fabreeze and some Lysol or just simply a trash bag will do those shoes some good. here are some socks it helps to avoid swamp feet or athlete foot
Fact: Prozac will make days brighter
Fact: taco bell- well this could also make people’s days brighter- especially when they can own the love of tacos with out incident or having to hide.
Fact: Rosetta stone in English - how to flow a sentence all the way till the end
Fact: comedy DVDs. Watch. Listen. Learn.Oh wait…. Just because I say it’s true it really isn’t ? Well fuck me running. Because I thought that’s how things go these days.
Oh- ok I see- it’s ok to make up fictional accounts when it’s a slow news dayWE COULD ONLY WISH………..OR NOT.
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME?
Answer which one you think would fit me and leave it in my askbox.
- Tall or short?
- Crazy or calm?
- Brunette or blonde?
- Over 20 years old or under?
- Single or in relationship?
- Straight, gay or bi?
- Lazy or bouncy?
- Big dreamer or take things as they come?
- Try three different outfits at morning or just wear anything?
- Prefer flats or high heels?
- Curly or straight hair?
- Sleep with light on or off?
(Source: teamj2, via theseweirddreams)
Robert Pattinson’s ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ commentary
Never enough of Rob’s commentaries….
(Source: perfectpattinson, via imanonsten)
The moment I discovered Kristen Stewart was a dumb-ass.
She was smoking weed.
Outside a house.
In broad daylight.
While famous.
Expecting not to get caught.
what a dumb-ass.
May I add it was on the front steps. So we have a generous case of stupid here.
Just Sten giving the finger to the world. And parents want their little girls to look up to this. Not very bright.
Later during filming New Moon she went to Rome and rolled a joint and smoked it out in the open at a restaurant. I always like looking at Rob’s face. Think he was a little annoyed and embarrassed.
(via pattinsonaddicted)
