I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.
I’m going to miss this
This is from a Hollywood lawyer who is a friend and business associate of mine.
“He was probably headed out for a bike ride with his dog. Stewart calls him. (Another photo op maybe?) That is the last straw. Rob shows up at her door and demands all the shit she wears that fans claim are Rob’s. Everything she has stolen, dumpster dived, and displayed. It took a whole hour to bag that stuff.
She threw the dog in for good measure. (Thank God they did not bag him.) Yes, he was used as a prop as well. Maybe that night he and his friends along with female companions may have had a PROP burning party and Sten was not invited. Just like Rob’s Birthday.”
I am thinking this is Jennifer’s reaction when she saw this.
Leonardo DiCaprio (via sashaeunice)
It`s not a theory, it`s simple logic.
Someone send this message to kspew
- Be a hypocrite.
- Be dishonest.
- Fuck with a married man.
- Be the worst actress in the world
- Be a liar.
- Try to always be the victim.
- Maintain a fake relationship.
- Be a miserable cunt.
- Be a whore.
- Not take a bath in months.
- Be a faker.
- Be a homewrecker.
- Be a loser.
- Be a famewhore.
- Use a dog to your benefit,
- Be a ungrateful.
Congratulations! You’re like Kristen Stewart and you will be the queen in shippers world.
The reasonable fans arent the ones trolling tumblr to defend her honor..They will never see this blog and if they do, they wont care.
The sheep are psychotic…They are the ones I truly write this for. At least I know if they are busy sending me hatemail on tumblr, they arent out getting into some other fuckery. Its a public service really.
but seriously…you’ve extended my tumblr time and now im bored…and all these asks make my blog boring..So nice chatting with you, but I’m going to find something more interesting to occupy my time now.
The whole Robsten thing is tabloid bullshit and yet it seems to be a lifeline to your kind…And look how she likes to drop teasing hints to keep the whole farce in the media…
Ask yourself this question….
Why does she have a publicist instead of a manager?
A publicist’s job is to court fame for their client…
A managers job is to find work for their client…
What seems to be more important to her?
I agree…but lucky for me I don’t have to hear about that group on the regular. Frankly, I don’t have the time it would take for the epic Bieber hating, much less the rest of them. Lucky for me, there are other bloggers who take care of that for me.
Wait…why are you encouraging me to start more hate blogs? I thought you were offended by my blog?
Kristen has an amazing style, she was the face of Balenciaga’s fragrance “Florabotanica.”
Exactly, she was the face of Floraputanica. We speak in the past tense because she was FIRED before the perfume was in the stores. That is very sad. She does not appear in advertising. She is NOT the face of the perfume. That was pretty pathetic. She is a loser.
Meanwhile, Jen (Oscar winner) is the face of Dior. One of the more important brands in the world.
Poor Slutwart… Keep paying Hollywood Life to write lies about you. Slutwart: the MTV winner hahahahahaha When you’re a crap, you can not aspire to anything more.
Lets not forget to include a pic of her body double who replaced her…
You don’t get it….and maybe I didn’t really speak clearly before…I DONT HANG OUT ON TUMBLR!
Normally I see a bunch of sheep going batshit crazy on other venues and I bring my opinions over here.
Personally, I enjoy making jokes at spewy’s expense. She makes it too easy. So viola….a blog about something I enjoy.
And ps…if tumblrsavior is so awesome…how come you saw my posts? Unless you WANTED to see them *eye brow raise*
I can’t believe you spend time bugging people because you are so obsessed with a celeb that you can’t stand that anyone else has a different opinion.
My posts are funny and witty.
And saying I’m jealous of her? HAHAHA. You couldn’t pay me to be her…she’s nasty and disgusting and just ugh…She has money? Big deal…it obviously doesn’t buy her happiness. She has fame? Yeah that seems to be a pleasant experience…NOT!
Oh yes…she has a contractual PR relationship with Rob..I should be SOOOOO totally jealous of that right? Yeah sorry…I got no feels for that one.
And even if Robsten really did exist outside of a Hollywood production…I still wouldn’t be jealous…Rob may be pretty to look at, but I’m not so star struck to not realize that he would drive me nuts. I don’t care for the whole hobo hot pockets and beer life style.
You sheep confuse dislike for jealousy and it amuses me so. Meanwhile you are trying your best to live vicariously through a celeb THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW….and on a mission to defend them til death…Well I have a secret to share with you. She doesn’t give a fuck about what I say, but she also doesn’t give a fuck about your love, adoration, and unwavering defense of her skanky ass.
Chew on that….
LOL! Yeah! Hatemail!
Ok first of all, i don’t “commit my life” to this….In fact I only get on tumblr maybe a couple hours every few months or so. You however seem totally committed to the cause of standing up for your “queen” seeing as you sent not one, but two messages within minutes of my post. Perhaps you need a life instead of obsessing over a no talent unattractive hag? Although I’ve learned from experience that most of her followers have similar characteristics to their queen.
As far as going out of my way to talk about her? Well I see this blog as self defense from the sheep. The post so much bullshit and if I have to see it all, I should be allowed to have an opinion.
And not that it has ever been my mission to convert sheep…cuz seriously we don’t want them over here….but in truth I actually HAVE brought many people into the light.
Enjoy my posts! I know you’ll be reading them!
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
My gym teacher in middle school totally shipped me with this boy Paul. Made us square dance partners because he swore we were meant for each other…The end result was that I developed a huge crush that I probably wouldn’t have otherwise…and he wasn’t interested in the least. LOL
I felt it was my duty to correct this article. Regular text and
strikeouts are the original article. Bold/Italic are my my corrections.
Mon, April 8, 2013 4:34pm EDT by Chloe Melas1 Comment
Kristen’s 23rd birthday is on April 9 and we just had to take a moment to tell her all the reasons why we appreciate her so much!
Kristen Stewart is
our ultimate fave a dirty bitchy hagand we can’t wait to see how she celebrates her big day! her E! True Hollywood Story. Since she’s turning 23, we felt it was only fitting to list the 23 reasons why she’s just totally awesome things that make her look like an even bigger douche.
The former Twilight star is having another birthday and can’t wait to see what she does with
Robert Pattinson! her lesbian brigade. We’re sure that Rob Hollywoodlife will tell her all the reasons why she’s such a cool chick kiss up to her and fangirl all over her stank ass, but we wanted to take a chance to do it too!
admitted her mistake released a statement after she was busted for cheating on Robert Pattinson violating the terms of her contractual relationship to the world and apologized. had her publicist release the most insincere apology ever that failed to acknowledge the damage she did.
2. She is
so nice to her fans and she takes so many fan pics. rude to her fans and has her bodyguard tell everyone “no pictures”
3. Kristen has
amazing no sense of style, she was the face of Balenciaga’s fragrance “Florabotanica.” for less than a minute, and then was aptly replaced with a snake.
4. She’s is
gorgeous an unattractive dumbo eared rabbit toothed, unwashed skank.
5. K-Stew never takes a
bad picture that doesn’t require massive amounts of photoshop.
likes great music is a total poser who wears t-shirts like The Shins, U2, and Bob Marley.
stars in challenging ruins films like Snow White and the Huntsman, and everything else she’s been in.
8. She’s a
great horrible actress and has won so many MTV Movie Awards that Ruth paid good money for, and sheep endlessly voted for.
is close to thrown her mom Jules Stewart under the bus, tanking her projects and forgetting just who got her jobs in Hollywood.
is so good to her best has no friends and leaches onto other celebs like Taylor Lautner and Scout Taylor Compton helps her to pimp out Robsten BS.
can rock a ruins the look of many a dress by adding a pair of Converse.
looks great in has her people on a mission to duplicate all of Rob’s clothes.
13. She’s a
great cook coke addict!
great at being is emotionless and unattractive as a vampire.
15. She loves animals and
has totally forgot her endless love for her cat in order to pretend to own two dogs Rob’s dog!
16. Kristen tries to makes friends with
his co-stars like Taylor and Dakota Fanning. and cling on to anyone who could possibly get her name in the news, and maybe a job.
17. She flicked off
Karl Lagerfeld everyone, repeatedly and it was awesome immature and disgusting!
18. Kristen likes
Duck Dynasty Drugs.
loves rescue dogs and saved and the sheep frequently exploit Bear from a shelter to prove her “epic love” with Rob.
20. Kristen loves
the south drugs and filmed ruined Breaking Dawn in New Orleans.
drives an adorable fucks married men in the front seat of her mom’s mini cooper.
22. She loves
vintage shopping drugs!
24. She’s so
confident arrogant, bitchy, skanky, unwashed, disgustingand really should not nervous to get naked on camera.
Do I need to point out that they were too stupid to number correctly, and that they referred to kspew as he?
Robert Pattinson (x)
Shadee..love you :)